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Eat That… Or Go To Bed Hungry

October 5, 2020BetaPie Leave a Comment
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Parentals and guardians, we’ve all been there before. You spent the last hour sweating, slicing, stirring and sautéing (not to mention the time you spent shopping and thoughtfully planning every locally-sourced organic ingredient), just to have the kids whine about… Continue Reading →

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How to get deported from Cuba: A love letter

May 19, 2020Jewlz Bailey Leave a Comment

While perusing twitter yesterday, I read that it was the 40th anniversary of the eruption of Mt. Saint Helens on May 18th 1980, which gave me all the feels as I recalled a trip with my mom and my brother… Continue Reading →

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Cootie Catching in the age of Social Distancing

May 7, 2020Jewlz Bailey Leave a Comment
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It’s week 8 of the Covid-19 aka. Coronavirus pandemic, and we’re all getting stir crazy AF. But despite our fears, and our anxiety, and the looming death toll ticker crawling across our television screens and twitter timelines, we, as humans,… Continue Reading →

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Nawmean?! (Dear Toronto Mans)

December 6, 2019BetaPie Leave a Comment
Dear Toronto Mans

It’s no secret that Toronto has long been touted as the most culturally diverse city in the world (statistically speaking), and if you’ve never been here, just check out the crowd at one of our Raptor’s games, or try to… Continue Reading →

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Issa Mitzvah – Drake Rock Cover

November 5, 2019Jewlz Bailey Leave a Comment
Issa Mitzvah

Last month we celebrated Chase, my eldest son’s Bar Mitzvah downtown Toronto at Airship 37. I promised Chase that I wasn’t going to embarrass him with any naked bathtub pictures or videos during the slideshow (these days I’m considered the… Continue Reading →

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The Alpha Beta Pie Pledge

August 6, 2019BetaPie Leave a Comment
Alpha Beta Pie Pledge

Whether you’re a first time visitor, or you’ve been riding with us all along, we decided it was time to regroup, and take a really long, good look in the mirror, to recalibrate our vision, and to reaffirm our pledge:… Continue Reading →

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